Lil Samsquanch, Is This Supposed To Be Sarcastic Or Are You An Asshole?

I’m sorry but Lil Samsquanch comes across as a complete asshole. (Unless he’s being sarcastic in a genius way in his blog post and then I’m just not getting it). But let me explain why I think he’s an asshole… So Lil Samsquanch’ blog post is based on popular Tik Tokker, Bryce Hall who allegedly attacking a restaurant server after he asked Bryce Hall to … Continue reading Lil Samsquanch, Is This Supposed To Be Sarcastic Or Are You An Asshole?

Double Hotdog Rolls Are Hard To Find, Dave Will You Be The Solution?

As hard as life gets sometimes, it’s all about finding solutions. But what problem do we have right now? Well yesterday we demanded that the new Barstool Sports Bars sell double hotdogs. But until then what do people do if they want a double hotdog? Well first you need a double hotdog roll, but unfortunately they are hard to find. So the solution is that … Continue reading Double Hotdog Rolls Are Hard To Find, Dave Will You Be The Solution?

If The Barstool Sports Bar Don’t Sell Double Hotdogs We Should Boycott

So its going around that Barstool Sports, in partnership with Penn, are opening a range of Barstool Sports branded sports bars. Which I previously suggested should have Zillion Beers on tap. But I think its also time get tough. No one should enter a Barstool Sports Bar until they sell the double hotdog. No double hot dog. No custom. There, I said it. Yes, sure … Continue reading If The Barstool Sports Bar Don’t Sell Double Hotdogs We Should Boycott

I Have A Challenge For Dave Portnoy And If He Was Any Kind Of A Betting Man He Would Accept It

So I’m going to be blunt…if Dave was any kind of betting man he would accept my challenge. So yesterday I tipped the Chiefs to beat Buffalo Bills and Paris St Germain to beat Manchester United. The football/soccer double parlay is half-way complete after Chiefs beat Bills 26 – 17. Now it just needs PSG to stuff Man Utd. Which they will. Now my challenge … Continue reading I Have A Challenge For Dave Portnoy And If He Was Any Kind Of A Betting Man He Would Accept It

What Do You Think Of The ‘Look Away If You’re Squeamish Soccer Weekend’?

Firstly, the weekend was a good one as our soccer/football double tip came in, even though Tottenham drew at home to West Ham. But for some soccer players it was a painful one. Flamengo defender Gustavo Henrique was forced to go off after his split his bollocks open after an opponent stood on him during a tackle. Henrique without split testicles. Then there’s Liverpool defender, … Continue reading What Do You Think Of The ‘Look Away If You’re Squeamish Soccer Weekend’?

Fist The Betting Hole And Get On The Monday ‘Did You Win Or Did You Lose Chance Of Redemption Bet’

So this is fucking messy, but it’s your chance to fist the betting hole. So yesterday I tipped Tottenham and the Pittsburgh Steelers to win in a double. Now despite Tottenham drawing 3-3 with an incredible end to the match, my bet still won. The reason is my bookie offers Early Payout. In soccer, if your team goes 2 goals clear (which Tottenham) did and … Continue reading Fist The Betting Hole And Get On The Monday ‘Did You Win Or Did You Lose Chance Of Redemption Bet’

Just Typing “Borelli” Into Mafia Wiki Is Enough To Get You Sleeping With The Fishes

Dave needs to know just who he is working with. Dave mentioned how his Team Portnoy man, Frankie Borelli had family connections to the mafia. But those connections run deep, especially with the second one! There is Henry Borelli, or ‘Dirty Henry’ because of his skills with a gun. He got the nickname from the Dirty Harry character. Henry was sentenced to life in prison … Continue reading Just Typing “Borelli” Into Mafia Wiki Is Enough To Get You Sleeping With The Fishes

2021 Needs Joe Rogan & Nicolas Cage In A Baseball Movie, Jui Jitsu Looks Insane And A Bit Crappy

So Barstool Sports shared the trailer for Jui Jitsu. A totally bonkers-insane movie that will ride between a big budget Hollywood acid trip and a B Movie. But what 2021 needs is for the big characters of Nicolas Cage and Joe Rogan to feature in a movie together. Nicolas Cage is making movies for toffee whilst Rogan has featured in a few movies, including a … Continue reading 2021 Needs Joe Rogan & Nicolas Cage In A Baseball Movie, Jui Jitsu Looks Insane And A Bit Crappy

Dave And Barstool Sports Should Turn Hooliganz eSports Into A Digital Rough N’ Rowdy

So Rough N’ Rowdy 12 is just a few weeks away and it acts as a clear symbol of what Dave and Barstool Sports should doing with Hooliganz. However, let me point out this isn’t a criticism because that would be pretty ridiculous. But I want to highly a few points which I think would be useful. The first point is ‘culture’. Barstool Sports success … Continue reading Dave And Barstool Sports Should Turn Hooliganz eSports Into A Digital Rough N’ Rowdy

This Double Is Quick, Simple And Deadly. It’s Everything.

This double is as simple as it gets. And lethal. It wins and kills all at the same time. It’s everything because it’s a winner. Tottenham v West Ham – Tottenham to beat West Ham Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers – Steelers to Win Tottenham are off the back of trouncing Man Utd 6-1 and the Steelers are Cleveland’s bogey team. Simple. Enjoy. What time … Continue reading This Double Is Quick, Simple And Deadly. It’s Everything.