Hold On, Is Dave a Ford Stooge?

What better way to boost your brand than to get a media magnate who’s been arrested to Tweet that he wants your product?

I’m calling this as rigged.  This is been in the pipeline for months.

Ford Marketing: Oh hi Dave, would you like a free Bronco and $10 million if you promote our new Bronco launch on Twitter?

Dave: If I’m not to busy eating watermelon I’ll see what I can do.

We see right through the shenanigans!