West Ham United v Watford…the $100 Million Match…Titty Sucking Killers

The English Premier League is a giant tit some club Chairmen just hope to suck forever.  But sadly nothing lasts forever and tonight will see two more teams pushed closer to the boot back down to the Championship.  Where the TV revenue quickly dries up.

There’s around 25 miles between West Ham and Watford.  Both teams have struggled below expectations this season and with only three games left in the season they both find themselves on 34 points.  But a win for either team will propel them to safety and away from the relegation zone where they can rest until next season.

But a loss will suck either team into the quagmire of potential Championship football where very few teams return from first time around.  Just ask former giants Leeds, its taken them 16-years to resurface to the top flight.

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Norwich are totally sunk but either Aston Villa or Bournemouth could pull off a shock survival and suckle on the Premier League tittie for at least one more season.

Fuck off will that happen.  No chance!

Both teams are DOOMED along with $50 million of revenue just next season alone…and that includes the ‘parachute payments’ clubs receive when they are relegated.  With so many clubs like Fulham, Sunderland, Middlesboro being dumped outside the Premier League each club threatens to lose obscene amounts of money from just one match.

Thankfully for them, both clubs are owned by extremely wealthy owners.  Most notably Aston Villa who are owned by Nassef Sawiris and Wes Edens.  Worth $4 billion between them.

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But back to the match for tonight, it’s going to be a tight, cagey affair between two equally matched teams.

You have to go Under 2.5 goals and with so much at stake, form will go out the window.  But there will be few goals.

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