Imagine a real-life living hell.  One where a pair of fuckwits enter a ring and have a chess boxing match and try to act cool.

But they are different and unique.  Not like the other muppets doing this crap.  Each guy is unique.

Well, I call it bullshit.

You have to be desperate for attention to get involved in this shit.  Just stop.

The idea that it was invented by a French comic book artist and adapted by Dutch performance artist might tell them something – that it’s not to be taken seriously by anybody.

What a load of wank.  Just fuck off.