Nantucket Cookies and English Whisky Will Take Your Soul

So Dave Portnoy claims to have found the world’s best cookie which I can’t contest because the ones I had were bang average.  But I did mix those bang average cookies with the worlds finest whisky, English Whisky.

But here’s where things turn nasty.  If you mix Dave’s Nantucket cookie with English Whisky there be nothing else worth living for.  You have no reason to get out of bed, throw a ball or even celebrate your birthday.  Nothing will live up to the orgasmic thrill of the worlds best cookie and the worlds best whisky.  Combined!

You have been warned, it will take your soul!