5 Ways to Get a ZuckButt!

The entire world has seen this picture of Mark Zuckerberg looking like a weirdo on an electric surfboard.

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But some people, including Gay Pat, also noticed something else….The ZuckButt

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But it begs the question how do you get a ZuckButt?  Well here are 5 ways you to can get a ZuckButt!

1# Yoga

Turns out there’s hundreds of different positions that can help turn that sag into bag

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2# Resistance Bands

Apparently effective but you need to remember to increasing the strength of the bands as your bum muscles up,

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3# Cheat

What the fuck is this!

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4# Weightlift

As far I can make out, weightlifting provides a great way to tone every single area of your body.  Including your butt.

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5# Bum Toning Machine

So we’ve all seen the six-pack toning machines, well you can now get one for your butt.  It also comes with a wireless controller!

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So there we are, five ways to get a ZucButt!

How not to get a ZuckButt…do push up with your daughter strapped to your back.  That’s just weird.

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