Fauci Gets His Own Baseball Card

The video footage that rocked the world.

The footage that forced White Sox Dave to summon the power of God.

Well, perhaps the devil has beaten him to it and immortalised that throw into a baseball card.

Many will disagree with Topps that it was a “strong effort to the plate”.  Surely Fauci should have passed up the opportunity.  Allowed someone with throwing accuracy to help redeem the disaster that is 2020.

But, alas no.  So it will be remembered in card that this dreadful day fell upon sport.

To reaffirm White Sox Dave, may God help us all.