10 Presents To Get Dave Portnoy

So if you know Dave Portnoy on a personal level and you’re not sure what to get him for christmas or birthday, here are 10 suggestions:

1. A watermelon merry go round

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2. A little Chinese boy to put in his watermelon rind

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3. A $149.99 watermelon knife

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4. A horse to feed watermelon to

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5. Jars for his watermelon jam

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6. Square and heart-shaped watermelons

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7. The Japanese watermelon bag

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8.  Fluffy watermelon purse

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9. A watermelon Bentley

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10. Watermelon umbrella

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Think you get the picture.