10. Mohammad Bin Salman Al Saud
For murdering a journalist and still thinking he can buy Newcastle United
9. Jeff Bezos
For stopping the sale of Washington Redskins merchandise for social justice reasons on Amazon despite his business paying women less than men
8. Colin Kaepernick
For continuing to portray himself as black civil rights activist whilst making businesses run by white people lots of money.
7. Dave Portnoy
For going to The White House and not getting Kayleigh McEnany’s phone number
6. Mark Zuckerberg
For using an electric surfboard (and the face)
5. Dr. Fauci
For his woeful pitching skills but still getting a baseball card made after him
4. Jimmy Kimmel
For doing a Jimmy Kimmel
3. Chris Paul
For radicalising the NBA Players Association to hate white people.
2. Mayor of Portland, Tim Wheeler
For turning up to watch Antifa try to burn down a building with people inside and calling them “protestors”
1. Le Bron James
For dressing like a rich boy scout and carrying his dignity around in a purse