Batman, The My Chemical Romance Years

Gadgets are for simps if your emo, but that aside how the fuck is Colin Farrell going to pass as The Penguin. Paul Dano, The Riddler yada yada yada, but Zoe Kravitz can’t act for toffee. Perhaps a coincidence another black woman (Halle Berry) previously played Catwoman.

Colin Farrell as The Penguin, fuck off.

This Batman movie will offer absolutely nothing new and will be pale shadow of Christopher Noland and Christian Bale’s Batman. It’s a terrible shame Bale turned down a fourth movie.

A limp emo naff-noir Batman, but still better than Mr. Affleck of course.

In other news, Deadspin announce their latest reporter, Nate Monroe.