How Much Would You Sell A Loved One For?

Soccer player David Wheater has offered his wife for sale for a mere £20 ono after she claimed Only Fools and Horses is “boring and dull”.

To claim Only Fools and Horses is boring and dull is a smack in the face of fine entertainment. Sienfeld + Cheers = Only Fools and Horses

That’s just to put into context. Only Fools is the best thing since sliced bread. But £20 is cheap, especially when he is accepting offers.

Instead of getting divorces English men used to sell their wives. The gold old days.