You’re Harry Kane. England’s number one striker right now and worth about $150 milli on the transfer market. You turn up to a secret location to model the hot new England shirt and all you can do is smirk..

What the fuck is this…

You you’re going to look like a mixture between San Marino in the 1990’s and a Coventry shirt. In front of 50,000 racist Bulgarian fans who will be confused who to support. A country still reeling for the days of communism or one of the great superpowers of the world.

If you were Harry Kane, you would smirk also.