Those Old Lonely At Dave Portnoy Tweets

10 years later things have changed, no Maria Menounos. It’s about progression, it’s about growth, it’s about cod pieces.

Good luck making sense of it.

(This post has a soundtrack at the bottom)

DOOMED I tell you, DOOMED.

Don’t tell $PENN

Just a great big softie?

But now Dave’s dripping with pussy the days of needing help to be needy are over…

NDA clause

Supply and demand…

Did it work?