‘Tommy Tank’ Is The Best Slang For Masturbating

Pleasuring oneself

Five knuckle shuffle

A date with Palmella Handerson

Bashing the bishop

Knocking one out

Tossing

Choking the chicken

Firing off the purple headed cream canon

Wrestling the beast

Pulling the python

Constricting the boa

But nothing compares with Tommy Tank. But why? It’s all about being tough and strong.

If you don’t have Tommy Tank in your vocabulary then I feel sorry for you.

Try it out for yourself, you will impress people.