Barstool Sports To Produce Their First-Ever Feature Length Movie, Titled ‘Bent In Space’

With Hollywood turning to crap, Barstool Sports is going to step up and save the movie industry by producing its first-ever feature film, ‘Bent in Space’.

The movie will center around Barstool Sports employee, Young Mantis who trains to become the world’s first disabled astronaut but get’s lost in space, along with his crew.

With Hollywood cancelling Star Trek 4 there should be a gap in the market for a space exploration sci-fi movie. This time with a bit comedy mixed in. It’s not year clear how close the movie be based on the 1965 TV show, Lost in Space

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