WORST EXCLUSIVE EVER: Dave Portnoy Has Never Had Dunch, But He Has

Dave Portnoy thinks that he has never had dunch. But he has. Dunch is Dinner/Lunch. It’s like the opposite to Brunch. Brunch is a meal between breakfast and lunch, a late breakfast. So Dunch is a meal between lunch and dinner, a late lunch.

You see what I did there. I made the worst exclusive ever, just like the title says, because Dave Portnoy has at some point in his life a had a meal between lunch and dinner but never knew it was called Dunch. That is the EXCLUSIVE.

In other news, Brandon Walker Has Been Wrecked

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