How Much Is Joe Rogan’s Jizz Worth?

Where does Joe Rogan’s sperm feature on Jizz Index? Considering he’s a well built, intelligent guy with a packet of money if Portia de Rossi ever decided she wanted children Rogan would make the perfect donor. But quality doesn’t come cheap. So just how much is Joe Rogan’s jizz worth?

Rogan has openly talked about sperm himself including Hitler who alledgedly drank bull semen as part of his health regime.

If the offspring can’t claim money from the sperm donor surely Joe Rogan’s sperm is worth more than Elon Musk who is worth a lot of billions of dollars.

Reportedly Dave Pornoy and Joe Rogan are worth around the same amount of money and similar age so the pair could go head to head in an auction.

Rogan’s sperm could be worth a dinghy…

Or a mega-yacht…

My estimate and I’m only estimating…$100,000. Any bidders?