If Dave Portnoy Had His Own Aftershave What Would It Smell Of?

Where Justin Bieber goes only others dare follow and Dave is one of those darers. To do is to dare. Dave Portnoy. Dare. The Fragrance.

But what will Dave’s aftershave smell of?

An old gambling den

A private jet

Money

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Nonchalence

Pizza grease

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Something that will make you go uncontrollable.

If Justin Bieber can dance, so can Dave.