Today BARSTOOL SPORTSBOOK I Am Going To Be A MAN

So yesterday I baby-faced chickened out of my Parlay and I feel dirty.

Yes I made a profit and yes it was the right thing to do, but today I regret it.

So my Sunday Parlay won, as did my Monday Mauler, leaving me with me chance to win a Triple Lockdown. I picked:

Wycombe v WATFORD – Watford to Win

Marseille v MAN CITY – Man City to Win

Lokomotiv Moscow v BAYERN MUNICH – Bayern Munich to Win

So Bayern Munich had won their match and both Man City and Watford were winning 1-0. So I cashed out and doubled my stake. It turned out to be the right move as Wycombe equalized against Watford to finish 1-1.

But today I am going ALL IN and I won’t be a baby-faced chicken (at least not for today anyway)

Instanbul Basaksehir v PSG – PSG to Win

Krashnodar v Chelsea – Chelsea to Win

Borussia Dortmund v Zenit St. Petersburg – Borussia Dortmund to Win

We are going to back this parlay through thick and thin and see if we can make a profit FOUR days in a row.

That’s real gambling. No more chickens. I will be a MAN.

(I’m trying to amp myself up, let’s see what the gods of soccer bring us)

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